normcore-dad:

I got wine in my glass & no pants on my ass

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via chloeswonderland)

theogblackjesus:

dickprintbandit:

niggasandcomputers:

viciousbri:

i asked my bf if i could sit on his face, he literally got up and washed his face and said ” now you may sit upon your throne, twas unfit for my Queen”

What type a backwards shit. He should’ve sent you to wash ya ass

:((((

im in da casket bruh