America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? Black people getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

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if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans

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i dedicate this boner to u

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when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive


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Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

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the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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how gross would it be if girls pooped

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